Truer words have never been spoken.
Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
STOP
Damn you.
“You’re not performing surgery during each of those events. You’re standing there fucking looking hot.” - Susan Downey when her husband started complaining about yet another press day (x)
Seth MacFarlane
Thursday May 16 07:46amI would like to thank everyone on here that posted these lovely pictures so I could use them for a collage. You are the bees knees.
Thursday May 16 07:27amI went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
Thursday May 16 07:27amIML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
